HERO! Massive good karma!!
Old woman - hero. Hot girl - chump
Aww that’s nice. The universe will reward you.
Short-term chump, long-term hero
A hero fights archfiends. Was the old lady an archfiend?
Hero. Tell the stewardess and she’ll probably give you free booze!
Chump. But chump with a heart of gold.
What makes a diabetic need to sit in first class? If you sit anywhere near the bathroom, you’re a chump.