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Tuesday
Jul272004

I don't want your money, I just want to suck your dick.

The following is simply borrowed from Dennis Culver's journal, spelling errors and all.

True strangeness came as Andy and I were leaving the bar.

On his car was a note that said “ANUBIA” with a phone number. Andy and I being drunk decided, what the hell, and gave it a call. No answer. So we kept driving with Del Taco in mind and the phone rings. It’s Anubia. She infomrs andy she is having a sex party and wants us to meet her. So, desciptions were offered, I was handed the phone to explain that no, we did not have money on us and robbing us and possiblyt murdering us would not be cool. She told me she didn’t want my money but wanted to blow me. So laughing, I say ok and she tells us to meet her on Walnut and Cherry. Andy and I decide we should call Sam in case we are murdered from this episode and leave what I am sure is an amazing voicemail. We park at the shopping center and call Anubia. She says she will meet us and she is wearing all pink. We decide standing next to the car is a bad idea incase thugs come up and want to jack us. So we’re standing across the street on the corner and several people walk by, obviously not Anubia and then this girl walks by, short skirt, boots, but obviopusly a dude, and I am like “hey that’s a dude” but she says nothiung and I am like Anubia? but no response. We wait a bit more and no one is coming and my cell rings and it is anubia. And she is like I was just there but my roommates are home now so no sex party. I am like wait you were just here? Andy is dying laughing and I tell her hey we should party and she is like oh yeah, one thing, I am a crossdresser. So I’m like yeah we’re not down for that and we go to Del Taco.

MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER.

To be clear, Andy and I were not going to do some random strangers unless you know Supermodels were pouring out of a van, however we were willing to risk our lives to see what would happen.

YAY booze.

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